To celebrate the start of 2010 we've put together a list of things we've learned in the last year. We'll probably make additions later, but here's a start:
- There are too many people to go somewhere and be alone. Even on a hike or a mountain biking adventure many miles from civilization. There is always at least one other person who thought that was a great place to get away.
- It's best to check the drain before turning on the disposal. Especially if you love your new silverware. Or measuring spoons.
- The horrible smell that takes over the town of Morgan Hill from time to time is from mushrooms. The smell is so vile it almost knocks you out cold...only if you're an out-of-towner. Residents are are apparently immune...similar to how people in the Yakima Valley don't know what stink you're talkin' about when you say it smells like manure.
- How to take a "navy shower" to conserve hot water.
- We are truly blessed. The Lord works in mysterious ways!
- If Christine pays as much attention to our future children as she does to the deck garden plants, she'll be a wonderful mom.
- Justin really doesn't, and probably never will, like squash.
- Advise your brother not to reciprocate the "mean face" the woman made at the fact that your moving van was kind of in the way at your new apartment complex. Chances are she's your neighbor...
- Dishwashers are a luxury.
- There are no back ways or short cuts in the Bay Area. Everyone else knows them, too.
- Creepers in California follow me around just as much as the creepers in Washington.
- Camping is different in California.
- El Toro Brewery in Morgan Hill makes the best burgers.
- Never get on a Sicilian's bad side.
- Lizards like to swim, too.
- If you've asked Justin to put something away and later you can't find it, look up high, like on top of the wardrobe or hutch. I don't know why...
- Not everyone is amazed with the fact that Oracle, Yahoo, MSFT, Google, Salesforce, IBM, Adobe, etc., etc., are what we call "the sights" around Silicon Valley. I guess you have to be a former Tech PR nerd or technology junkie to truly appreciate these "sights."
- If you and your partner are both over the age of 70, it's mandatory that you wear matching velor suits to Costco. And don't forget your small dog, either.
- You might live 12 miles from work, but it can take 2 hours to get there. Rain or shine.
- Everyone goes to Half Moon Bay during the weekends in October so you should never go to Half Moon Bay at this time. Even if you leave at the crack of dawn. You'll only get there in time to turn around because it'll be dark by the time you get there.
- If the sign says Happy Feet Spa, it doesn't mean this is where you go for a pedicure.
- It's not a good idea to go to Walmart in Mountain View past dusk on a Sunday.
- Life is short. Love like there is no tomorrow.
- Never ask your wife if a Pamprin will help her feel better. Even if you're 100% sure about some things. She'll never, ever think it's appropriate or funny.
- People ride horses down the street in Morgan Hill.
- Keep this in mind next time you look at a sink full of dishes:Thank God for dirty dishes,They have a tale to tell.While others may go hungryWhen we are eating well.With home, health, happiness,I shouldn't want to fuss,By the stack of evidence,God's been very good to us. (Thanks, Aunt Camille!)
- Always hold down the pooper tube with your foot while emptying the black tank in an RV.
- And last but not least...it's best to empty the black tank at night, under a veil of darkness, so if the pooper tube does blast out of the hole and splatters fun all over the lot for the neighboring RV, they won't know where it came from.





