Someone asked me the other day if I played basketball in high school.
"Pahaha. No," I said. "I believe that requires you to both dribble and walk quickly at the same time."
Justin was nearby, chuckling in the background.
"I did a basketball camp in 4th grade. While dribbling, I tripped, fell and got a gym-floor burn on my knee, and that was the end of that," I continued.
Grace, agility and coordination don't come naturally to me. I did play soccer...though I think I made the team because I would generally show up to practice on time...not because I was good. It was probably a benefit to my team my senior year when, during the first game, I collided with No. 10 from Wapato. The impact resulted in a severed ACL. I was out for the remainder of the season.
I also played tennis; I think I did ok there. I did, however, botch my chances of qualifying for state in doubles my senior year because I thought it'd be a good idea to smack the ball as hard as possible, while playing in the forward position, to the other side of the net. Instead, I smacked it into our side of the net. Twice. In a row. Disqualified.
I played singles too, but I was afraid of Becca from Connell. She had a wicked fast serve and backhand. But that's another story for another time.
The point of this post is to tell you I fell earlier this week. While walking. Walking where I walk every day. Ok, walking where I walk when I actually leave the house (which isn't every day).
I had a baby in a car seat on one arm, and a baby diaper bag on the other. I was also clutching in my teeth the registration for the car, which I finally remembered to grab on my way out the door. I walked to the edge of the parking lot, stepped off the path and suddenly found myself on the ground. I had stepped off in the wrong spot where it's steeper and didn't stop my other foot before it was too late.
I landed hard on one knee, yet managed to keep the baby from flying. Thank goodness he was already strapped in the car seat! I popped up as quickly as I fell and pretended like nothing happened. Just in case anyone was watching, you know, because that would be embarrassing...
Ugh, I hate it when I do that.
As soon as I got to the car, I told myself I was a dummy for not just sitting there and making sure Rolin was ok and that I wasn't bleeding out anywhere.
Rolly was fine. It scared him briefly, but I think in the end he laughed at me.
My jeans and knee, on the other hand, were not fine. Both were ripped and blood stained.
It seems all the cool kids wear ripped jeans these days, though, so I should be fine there.
The funny thing is, I did the same thing last year around this time. Just walking where I usually walk. Somehow, pregnant Christine tripped on a step and landed hard on one knee, yet managed to keep her baby bump out of the danger zone. Maternity jeans, as you may know, are made from some pretty hardy denim so I didn't rip those pants; I just ripped my knee.
All this knee-scraping talk reminds me of one of my first double-knee scraping incidents. I was probably 4 years old or so, walking down the sidewalk at Nanny's house -- just walking on a flat surface -- when WHAM!, down falls little Christine. Both knees and palms were [badly] scraped. I was with the Rabe clan that day so Aunt Kathy helped clean me up and get me bandaged before we went back to my parents' house. I remember asking Uncle Lou to drive slowly because going over bumps made my boo-boos hurt worse.
Sad story, huh. ;)
I'm not going to post a picture of my current knee injury. I'll leave you with a previous injury instead: