Team Thompson: Word to the wise...

Don't leave gum in your pocket when you wash/dry your pants.

Quotables

Someone said the word "axle," so naturally we started talking about Axl Rose...and other "Axles"...

J: Yeah, like Axlrod. What's his first name?

C: Dennis?

J: No, I'm talking about that baseball player; the Hispanic guy who used to play for the Mariners but now plays for the Yankees. What's his name?

C: Do you mean A-Rod? Like Alex Rodriguez?

J: No one is to know about this.

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Texts between Justin and Christine:

J: I are some dog stems

J: Hair

C: What the hell are you talking about

J: I ate some fig stems

J: Oh I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

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While giving Christine a back massage...

Justin: Your hips are bigger.

Christine: Excuse me?

Justin: I mean, I'm going to go in the bathroom and punch myself in the face.

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"Justin works there?? Well, when people ask me I just tell them, 'he works for the FBI or something like that.'" - Nanny

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Jeff: Are his eyes open yet? Are they born like kittens?

Me: Jeff...no.

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While playing a game of "where's your x with Rolin...

Christine: "Rolin, where is your nose?" ... "Yes, good job!"

Christine: "Rolin, where Uncle Joe's hair?"

Joe: "I'd like to know the same thing."

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After being asked to make himself useful at breakfast time...

Uncle Don: It's way too late in life for me to learn how to make myself useful.

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A few days after his open heart surgery, enjoying hospital lunch...

Dad: Chris, do you want my soup? It doesn't have any flavor, I'm sure. I mean, they don't put any salt in anything in this place. I haven't had enough salt in the last 4 days to give a slug a backache!

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"Maggie, how do you make these towels so soft?! Do you wash them in angel tears?" - Joe

Team Thompson

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Word to the wise...

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